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Erm baru aku perasan, dah seminggu rupanya usia anaknya pasangan Marzuky & Hayati.. That mean, udah seminggu juga la aku tidak mengirimkan sebarang 'maklumat' buat kalian. Uhhh sedihnya,, huhuu terharu seyh. motifnya?? otak kacau la nie.. hahhah
Kali nie biarlah hanya sebuah 'kisah' pendek keyh.. berkisar tentang seorang insan yang sentiasa mempunyai konflik dapat hidup die.
John : Mymobile bill how much??
Call centre girl : Sir, u just dial 123 to know the current bill status
John : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL but my MOBILE BILL
John : I think that girl is deaf
Friend : How do you know?
John : I told i love her, but she said her chappal are new
Lecturer : Which is the oldest animal in the world?
John : ZEBRA
Lecturer : How?
John : Because it is Black & White
John : Miss, do you called to my mobile?
Lecturer : Me? No, Why?
John : Yesterday i saw in my moblie -''1 miss call''
Judge : Don't you have shame? it is the 3rd time you're coming to court
John : you're coming daily! don't you have shame??
Question : Should women have children after 35?
Smart John Replied : NO
'' 35 children are more than enough"
Sir : What is different between Orange And Apple?
John : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not Apple
John attending an interview in software company
Manager : Do u know MS Office?
John : If u give me the address, I will go there sir
John in airplane going to Bombay. While its landing he shouted "BOMBAY... BOMBAY"
Air hostess said : ''B silent"
John : Ok. Ombay. Ombay
John got SMS from his girlfriend
"I miss you''
John replied
"I MR YOU"
John : Doctor! My son swallowed a key
Doc : When?
John : A month ago
Doc : What were you doing till now?
John : We were using duplicate key
p/s: make sure kalu nak hentak kepala, pastikan dinding sebelah kalian telah di alas dengan bantal yang benar2 empuk ok.
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